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The Path To Patience

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Candy Catastrophe

Kathy's Candy Shop - January 2020

In the sweet-scented heart of Santa’s Village stood Kathy’s Candy Shop, a cheerful corner store trimmed in peppermint and lined with jars of sugary delights. It was here that Kathy Clockwright—Shoe Elf and master confectioner—had created the first ever swirl-stick and engineered dozens of magical candies known across Dondavar. And it was also here, one chilly morning in January, that Dexter Tinker very nearly blew up the fudge room.

Dexter had just graduated from the Elfling Orientation Program three months earlier.  After a disastrous stint involving Bubblewrap, he had been reassigned to Auxiliary Confection Support, which meant he wasn’t allowed to make candy... but he was allowed to carry things.

“Dexter,” Kathy called as she stirred a bubbling vat of vanilla fudge, “could you fetch me the pop-rocks? Top shelf in the back storeroom. The pink-labeled basket, not the orange.”

Dexter saluted, then paused. “Wait. Pink… or orange-pink? Because they—”

“Just pink. And don’t bring the orange. Those are for soda fizzies. Completely different reaction.”

Dexter nodded and dashed off, boots thudding across the tile floor. A short climb up the stepladder revealed two baskets side by side—one pink, one orange-pink, in Dexter’s honest opinion. He reached for both to compare them more closely. And that’s when his sleeve snagged.

The baskets tumbled, showering pop-rocks down like candy hail. Most of them scattered across the shelf… but a good portion—perhaps half a pound—rattled and plinked straight into the large mixing vat of steaming vanilla fudge.

POOMPF!

The vat belched, then rumbled, then erupted in a geyser of molten, foaming fudge. Sticky ribbons shot skyward, coating the rafters and raining down in sugary blobs. The pop-rocks had reacted with the warm, aerated mixture, creating a violently expanding foam-fudge hybrid that sparkled and snapped as it clung to everything.

Dexter yelped, diving behind a crate of licorice twists.

Kathy, wide-eyed, dropped her spoon. “Sweet molasses—DEXTER!”

By the time the emergency cooling rune had activated and the mixture stopped bubbling, most of the candy lab was coated in a chewy, slightly crackling crust. Dexter peered out from under his crate, chocolate-speckled and still holding the empty basket.

“I got the right one!” he said, triumphantly holding up the pink label.

“That was… mostly pink,” Kathy muttered, trying to pry a fizzing glob off the counter. “What in mistletoe’s name did you do?”

“I think it reacted with the air,” Dexter said helpfully. “I read about that once in Candy Class.”

“You barely passed Candy Class,” Kathy groaned.

And as if that wasn’t enough chaos for one morning, the nearby ribbon-cane extruder gave a final hiss, and then spat out a ribbon stick—not red and white, but… plaid. A wobbly combination of red, green, and purple, shot through with bubbles. It fizzed quietly on the tray.

Kathy picked it up and sniffed. “Well, that’s not right.”

More plaid sticks emerged, each one vibrating slightly and making a noise like fizzy soda when tapped.

“Did… did you recalibrate the flavor infuser?” Kathy asked, slowly turning to Dexter.

Dexter nodded. “Well, it said flavor matrix: traditional, but I thought you might want to try experimental. There was a big button. It was glowing.”

“I had locked that setting.”

“Didn’t stop glowing,” Dexter replied, wide-eyed.

By the end of the day, it took three full clean-up crews, a neutralization spell from the Alchemy Unit, and a consultation with Rudy Winters (who was not amused when his stable snack stash got sprayed) to bring the candy shop back to normal.

The ribbon canes? They couldn’t be salvaged for sale—but Bernard made sure they were rerouted to the Elfling Orientation Program, where fizzing, plaid candy was surprisingly popular.

Kathy, meanwhile, added a new label above the flavor control panel:

“NO TINKERING, DEXTER.”

And Dexter? He got reassigned back to Nico's Workshop. 

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