Dexter Tinker Arc 1
The Tinker's Trouble
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The Squeaky Sleigh Bells
Nico's Workshop, February 2022
Nico Kringle’s Workshop didn’t look like much from the outside—just a cozy side building with candy-cane trim and a reindeer weather vane—but inside, it thrummed with quiet brilliance. This was where sleigh parts were tuned to the winds, where toy prototypes gained wheels or wings, and where every nut and bolt obeyed a kind of cheerful order that only Nico understood.
Dexter Tinker had been working here for six weeks—and in elf terms, that was practically a lifetime.
At first, Nico hadn’t been sure the arrangement would last more than a day. After all, Dexter’s file was… colorful. A long list of “unauthorized upgrades,” “improvised holiday enhancements,” and at least one incident involving gumdrop glue and a heat wand labeled do not touch. But Bernard had insisted. “He needs guidance,” the Head Elf had said. “And you, Nico, are the only one patient—and clever—enough to channel his chaos.”
Nico had agreed, reluctantly. He ran a precise shop. He spoke softly but carried a finely calibrated torque wrench. His workbenches were alphabetized. His pegboards gleamed. He had designed most of Santa’s sleigh advancements over the last thirty-five years and had never once permitted peppermint oil within thirty feet of a flight harness.
Then came Dexter.
From day one, the young elf arrived early and breathless, wearing mismatched tool belts and shoes that blinked when he walked. “Sorry—I retrofitted my laces to flash when I’m thinking! Keeps me focused!” he’d explained on that first day, tying one of his boots to a hook on the ceiling by accident.
Nico’s assistant, a True Elf named Tallo Figskate, took one look and quietly handed Nico a mug labeled deep breaths.
Still, there was no denying it—Dexter had talent. Unfocused, undisciplined, highly combustible talent, but talent all the same.
In the first week, Dexter invented a self-stirring cocoa spoon using a gyroscopic thimble and two sugar magnets. Unfortunately, it spun so fast it sprayed marshmallows across the workshop ceiling. Nico had to borrow a ladder from the Candy Mechanics.
By the end of the second week, Dexter had reorganized the screw drawer by taste. “Nutty ones go here. The tangy brass screws? Middle shelf. And the sour-tin hex bolts—try licking one!” Nico nearly swallowed his tongue.
Week three brought the great clockwork squirrel debacle. Dexter’s attempt to build an automatic reindeer harnessing assistant resulted in a gear-hungry squirrel with a love for chewing sleigh straps. “It was supposed to tighten the belts,” Dexter moaned, chasing the critter with a bag of walnuts.
Nico nearly reassigned him.
But every time Dexter messed up, he also did something unexpectedly right.
He redesigned the pulley rig for the sleigh hoist to be 12% more efficient. He created a wind-speed tuner that actually worked in mountain crosswinds. He repaired a long-broken flight stabilizer that even Nico had given up on—without being asked.
“It’s like working with a sparkler,” Nico told Tallo one night. “Unpredictable. Blinding. But underneath it… there’s fire.”
Tallo nodded. “He admires you, you know.”
Nico had grunted, but privately, he was starting to admire Dexter too.
That didn’t make him any easier to manage.
Each day, Dexter arrived with some new idea half-hatched in his brain. A sleigh horn that mooed. Self-heating harness pads. Reindeer googles “for style and lift.” Every time Nico redirected him to basic tasks—polishing, inventory, calibration—Dexter would behave for a while, then drift back to experimentation.
By week four, other elves in the village had noticed. Some were amused. Others were not.
“I heard he tried to install mood lighting in the backup sleigh,” whispered Penny Tootle to Crumbelle one afternoon. “With color-changing fairy bulbs.”
“At least he’s enthusiastic,” Crumbelle replied, dusting sugar off her apron. “And the village could use more sparkle.”
Bernard, for his part, simply watched. He stopped by once a week to inspect Nico’s progress and ask quietly, “Is he still in one piece?”
“Mostly,” Nico would reply. “But he asks more questions per minute than my entire apprentice class did in a year.”
Then, during the fifth week, something unexpected happened.
Dexter didn’t tinker.
For three straight days, he polished bolts, filed harness rings, and aligned jinglers by hand. No shortcuts. No “improvements.” No explosions. He didn’t even whistle.
On the fourth day, Nico found him in the corner of the workshop, sitting quietly behind a stack of bell chimes. He was watching the reindeer teams through the side window.
“Something wrong?” Nico asked, startled to see him still.
Dexter shrugged. “I guess I just… don’t want to get sent away again.”
“Again?”
“I’ve worked in the Toyshop. The Mailroom. Crumbelle’s Bakery. I once lasted twelve minutes at the Snowflake Calibration Station. Everyone says I’m too much. Too loud. Too weird.” He looked down. “You haven’t said it, but I can tell you’re thinking it.”
Nico leaned against the workbench. For a moment, the only sound was the low hum of the sleigh-testing bellows.
“I think you’re brilliant,” Nico said at last. “But brilliance without focus burns holes in your mittens.”
Dexter blinked. “So… I need better mittens?”
Nico almost laughed. “You need a foundation. Discipline. Patience. Then, your ideas can actually fly—without setting the Village on fire.”
Dexter sat with that for a while.
Then, slowly, he nodded.
From that moment on, he tried a little harder to follow the rules.
Which is why, on the morning of the peppermint incident, Nico was genuinely surprised to find Dexter under the sleigh—again—muttering about shimmer harmonics and bell tone angles.
“I thought I might be able to reduce aerial drag if I re-aligned the bell cluster by half a whisker-width!” Dexter explained, his voice echoing up from the sleigh undercarriage. “You know, streamline the shimmer harmonics!”
Nico sighed and crouched beside the sleigh. “And did it occur to you that adjusting the jingle node could destabilize the entire resonance field?”
Dexter peeked out, cheeks smudged with oil. “Not... until you mentioned it just now.”
With a practiced motion, Nico reached under the sleigh and tapped the frame twice. A mild hum surged through the metal—followed by an odd squee-squee-eeee-jingle from the bell strip overhead.
Dexter grinned. “See? Shimmery!”
“Dexter,” Nico said, his tone gentle but firm, “these are not ordinary bells. They're infused with red fairy dust to harmonize with reindeer lift currents. They’re precision-calibrated to maintain altitude, rhythm, and holiday cheer. This sleigh needs to fly smoothly, not perform jazz solos midair.”
“Oh.”
“Back to bolt-cleaning, please.”
Dexter shuffled to his bench, chastened but only slightly discouraged. “Yes, sir. On it, sir. Super normal cleaning all the way.”
He did try. For a while. With a bin of tiny brass sleigh bolts before him and a bowl of de-greaser to his left, Dexter focused hard. One bolt at a time. Swish. Wipe. Stack.
But after half an hour, the rhythm grew repetitive. The bolts all looked the same. And the scent of peppermint from Nico’s bench supplies called to him like a candy-coated siren.
“You know,” Dexter murmured to himself, “a tiny dab of peppermint oil could make these bells gleam. And smell festive. Holiday flair!”
He rummaged in his belt pouch and withdrew a small bottle—leftover from his infamous peppermint steam ventilation project. The bottle was unlabeled, but Dexter was almost sure it was safe. Probably.

A single dab on the cloth. Then a swipe across the smallest bell hanging from the test harness rack nearby.
The result was delightful. The bell sparkled. It smelled like a candy shop. When Dexter gave it a light shake, it jingled... with a slight squeak at the end.
“Huh,” Dexter mused, inspecting it. “Just needs to wear in.”
He continued, polishing the rest of the test set with the peppermint cloth—eight bells in total, carefully attached to a forest delivery harness Nico had set aside for a later test. Dexter rearranged them in tone order, from the low donk to the high ting!—and proudly dubbed it his “Peppermint Choir.”
It wasn’t until lunch that Nico noticed the change.
He returned from a sandwich run to find a faint sugary aroma in the air and Dexter holding a candy cane like a conductor’s baton, cueing silent bells.
“Dexter?”
“Yes, sir!”
“Why does the workshop smell like Crumbelle’s kitchen?”
“Just a little aroma enhancement, sir. Purely cosmetic.”
“You didn’t touch the fairy-dust bells, did you?”
Dexter hesitated. “...I may have freshened their spirit.”
Nico crossed the room in three steps and lifted one of the newly shined bells. He shook it gently.
SCREEEE-jingle.
His expression darkened.
“Dexter.”
“Look, I know that’s not the ideal sound, but it is unique! Musical, even!”
“I was saving this harness set for tomorrow’s test flight. The reindeer team arrives in twenty minutes.”
Dexter’s eyes widened. “Oh. Uh. Well... they’ll be impressed?”
Nico groaned and reached for his emergency bell kit. “We have exactly seventeen minutes to replace every single bell, recalibrate the harness, and scrub peppermint residue off the resonance couplings.”
“Right. Got it. I’ll get the cleaning cloths—”
“Stop. No more cloths.”

Nico worked like a whirlwind. He yanked open the bell drawer, flung open his flight enchantment cabinet, and called for Wink the Messenger Elf to dash a note to Bernard. Dexter, eager to redeem himself, tried to help by disassembling the sabotaged harness—but every time he touched something, Nico redirected him elsewhere.
“Let me polish the replacements!” Dexter offered.
“No.”
“I can at least realign the hitch buckle.”
“No.”
“I’ll just stand here, then.”
“Excellent choice.”
Exactly nineteen minutes later, Rudy Winters strode in with his signature strut and his snow-dusted jacket flapping open in the workshop breeze. Behind him came Fenrick Redgleam, tall and serious, carrying a folded harness blanket. Three sleek reindeer—Prancer, Tinsel, and the young Birch—clopped in behind them, already tossing their heads at the scent of flight prep.
“You ready for the test pull, Nico?” Rudy called.
“More or less,” Nico replied, wiping his brow.
“We’re using the forest harness today, right?”
Nico winced. “Minor change. Using the backup mountain rig instead.”
Rudy raised an eyebrow. “Why?”
At that precise moment, one of Dexter’s pepperminted bells rolled off the bench and hit the stone floor with a delicate screeeee-jingle-clink.
Rudy turned slowly.
Nico covered for it with admirable speed. “New prototype—cancelled. Unstable harmonics.”
“Is that a candy cane on your bell shelf?” Fenrick asked.
“Decoration.”
“Smells minty in here.”
“Incidental.”
Despite Nico’s best efforts, the reindeer test pull proceeded with the backup rig. But the pepperminted bells were not forgotten.
Half an hour later, Bernard arrived.
He didn’t knock. He didn’t speak at first. He simply entered, looked at the sleigh, looked at the bells... and then fixed Dexter with a gaze so calm it could freeze syrup.
“Dexter.”
“Yes, sir?”
“Why does Nico’s workshop sound like a haunted bakery?”
Dexter gulped. “It was just a little festive enhancement. I thought a hint of mint might increase aerodynamic joy.”
Bernard blinked.
“Also sparkle.”
“Dexter.”
“Yes?”
“You’ve created friction-resonant sleigh bells.”
“I have?”
“The peppermint oil combined with fairy dust and reindeer ambient magic. Result: audible resistance in the sonic field. Squeak-jingles.”
Dexter perked up. “I invented something?”
“Accidentally.”
“I’ll take it.”
Bernard pinched the bridge of his nose. “You’ve altered the harmonic stability of a high-performance flight component.”
“Just slightly.”
“You made the sleigh squeal like a squirrel in a snowblower.”
Dexter cringed.
Nico, standing behind Bernard, coughed gently. “There is... one potential silver lining.”
Bernard tilted his head.
“The Christmas in July Trails start tomorrow,” Nico said. “There’s an open slot on the performance stage.”
“No,” Dexter said quickly.
“Oh yes,” Bernard countered. “You’re going to present your squeaky bells. Publicly. Musically.”
“But I’m not a performer!”
“Neither are squeaky bells.”
“They’re not... tuned!”
“That didn’t stop you from tuning them your way.”
Dexter paused, calculating. “Do I get a hat?”
“A red bowtie. And the Harmonica Club.”
Dexter turned pale. “They scare me.”
“You’ll be fine.”
The next afternoon, villagers gathered around the Great Fir Tree Stage. Strings of evergreen garland framed the stage, twinkling with yellow fairy lights. Families spread blankets on the snow-dusted grass. Mrs. Claus handed out lemonade and gingersnaps. Reindeer stood at the ready in harnesses that jingled, ever so faintly, with the dreaded peppermint tone.
Backstage, Dexter adjusted his red bowtie for the twelfth time and nearly dropped his candy cane baton. The Harmonica Club—six elves with expressive eyebrows and wildly mismatched instruments—stood behind him looking deeply skeptical.
“I wrote a score,” Dexter muttered.
“You doodled a snowman on a napkin,” one of them replied.
“It’s interpretive.”
Rudy Winters gave a thumbs-up from the wings. Bernard crossed his arms and nodded.
A single bell squealed in the quiet.
Dexter took a breath, stepped onto the stage, and raised his baton.
“Ladies and gentle-elves,” he announced. “May I present... Squeaky Sleigh Bells in E Minor!”
The crowd hushed. The wind stilled.

Dexter raised his baton like a maestro before an orchestra of destiny—and reindeer. Four reindeer, in fact, each clad in the peppermint-polished harness with the infamous squeaky bells, stood poised at the edge of the stage. Behind them, the Harmonica Club gave a few experimental toots and coughs.
He gave the downbeat.
The reindeer jingled.
SCREEEE-jingle-jing.
The harmonicas answered—a hesitant chord, warbling like a flock of lost geese.
Dexter flailed his baton with theatrical flourish. The reindeer moved side to side. Bells shrieked and shimmered in unpredictable rhythm. One harmonica player dropped out. Another tried to beatbox.
Children in the audience began to giggle.
Dexter leaned into the chaos.
“Section two!” he shouted, waving frantically.
The sleigh (positioned behind the reindeer) tilted forward slightly, causing the dashboard bells to let loose a wild scree-eee-jingle-ting.
The harmonica players, emboldened, launched into something that vaguely resembled a polka.
And then—miracle of miracles—it almost worked.
The rhythm turned infectious. The squeaks began to pulse in sync. The bells jangled like mischievous laughter. One of the reindeer sneezed on cue, adding a percussive accent. The audience howled with delight.
Mrs. Claus dropped her lemonade in her lap from laughing so hard.
An elf child rolled down a snowbank in fits.
Even Bernard—stoic, towering Bernard—covered his mouth to hide a smile that twitched at the edges of his normally stern expression.
Dexter bowed with a flourish as the finale squealed to a halt, ending with a dramatic full-body jingle from all four reindeer.
The applause came in waves—some polite, most gleeful, and a few punctuated by hiccup-laughs. One elf shouted, “Encore!” Another added, “Try marshmallow next!”
Backstage, Nico shook his head in amazement. “Well. You certainly gave the bells a voice.”
Rudy came up, slapping Dexter on the back. “They’ll never forget that sound.”
Dexter beamed. “Do you think it’ll catch on?”
“Only if we’re delivering gifts to startled badgers,” Fenrick quipped, emerging from the crowd with a cup of hot chocolate.
Bernard stepped forward and handed Dexter a fresh clipboard. “Your new assignment: standard bell maintenance. No additives. No enhancements. Just polish.”
Dexter saluted dramatically. “Understood, sir. I’ve learned my—”
He stopped, tapped his chin thoughtfully. “Although, if we added just a touch of vanilla—”
“No,” said three voices in unison.
“Got it.”
Later that evening, after the sun dipped behind the Sugarwood Hills and the sky turned lavender, Dexter lingered behind the Great Fir Tree Stage, watching the last of the families wander home.
He sat beside the sleigh that had started it all. The peppermint squeak still faintly echoed from one of the bells as it swayed in the breeze.
Wink the Messenger Elf fluttered down nearby, hovering at eye level. “You made quite the splash, you know.”
“I made a sound, that’s for sure,” Dexter replied.
“A new one. That's harder than most elves think.”
Dexter grinned.
By the end of the week, things had taken a turn.
The village music shop began selling toy-sized sleigh bells that made intentionally silly squeaks when shaken—“Dexter’s Jingle Jam Edition,” the label read.
Crumbelle Bakery released a batch of bell-shaped sugar cookies with peppermint glaze. “Squeak when you bite ’em!” she announced.
Months later, at the Christmas in July Parade, the final float was a full-sized sleigh replica decorated with peppermint stripes and a mechanical bell system that squeaked in time to the music. Dexter rode proudly on the back, waving like a champion of winter whimsy.
He wore a red bowtie.
The Harmonica Club sat up front, playing slightly off-key on purpose.